"Don't worry, she won't notice."
"It looks better like that anyway."
"Oops. It got away."
CRASH! "Oww!" *loud crying*
"Okay, first of all, don't get mad."
"Is it supposed to bend that way?"
"F--- you. I'm not going to eat my vegetables.
*Said while hanging up the phone* "Uh, was I not supposed to talk to (old boyfriend) about (new boyfriend)? Cuz I think I kinda did...."
"I heard Jason X was better than Freddy Versus Jason, but I think both suck. I liked the orignal Jasons so much f***ing better."
"Um... y'know that vase in the front room...?"
"Shoe polish really tastes yucky."
"My pet tarantula is missing."
"Billy flushed my ring down the toilet!"
"I didn't do it!"
"Ummmm...you left the bathtub on..."
"Mommy said I could have as much ice cream as I want."
"Do we have to watch Barney again? Our old babysitter let us watch Buffy kicking some vampyre's #$@."
"She did it!"
"No, she did it!"
"Is it supposed to be that color?"
"I just wanted to see if the hamster would fly!"
"Daddy said that mummy was going to have a baby. How does that work?"
"Mommy says I was an accident..."
"I told you the cat'd look prettier pink!"
