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"Don't worry, she won't notice."
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"It looks better like that anyway."
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"Oops. It got away."
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CRASH! "Oww!" *loud crying*
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"Okay, first of all, don't get mad."
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"Is it supposed to bend that way?"
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"F--- you. I'm not going to eat my vegetables.
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*Said while hanging up the phone* "Uh, was I not supposed to talk to (old boyfriend) about (new boyfriend)? Cuz I think I kinda did...."
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"I heard Jason X was better than Freddy Versus Jason, but I think both suck. I liked the orignal Jasons so much f***ing better."
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"Um... y'know that vase in the front room...?"
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"Shoe polish really tastes yucky."
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"My pet tarantula is missing."
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"Billy flushed my ring down the toilet!"
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"I didn't do it!"
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"Ummmm...you left the bathtub on..."
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"Mommy said I could have as much ice cream as I want."
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"Do we have to watch Barney again? Our old babysitter let us watch Buffy kicking some vampyre's #$@."
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"She did it!"
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"No, she did it!"
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"Is it supposed to be that color?"
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"I just wanted to see if the hamster would fly!"
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"Daddy said that mummy was going to have a baby. How does that work?"
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"Mommy says I was an accident..."
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"I told you the cat'd look prettier pink!"
