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To Wolverine: "Awww... look at you, you so little, and your skin is just like a porcelain doll!"
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To anyone: "Which store was having a sale on Spandex?"
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To Northstar: "So, I hear your sister's a skanky crazy-ass hoe."
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To Gambit: "You look like you killed a beaver and pasted it to your head. Oh wait, thats your hair....."
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To Professor X: "So.... Do you wax and buff your chair, or does your husband do it?"
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To Calisto: "You look loke the bastard daughter of Snake Plisskin."
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To Iceman: "So, can I put a few things I want cool next to you?"
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To Chamber: "You might not breathe, but you sure do suck!"
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To Wolverine: "Ya know, I used to be that short."
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To Sage: "What happens to human computers when they stick their fingers in light sockets?"
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To Nightcrawler: "So, tell me, is THAT blue too?"
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To Jean Grey: "So... Was that the third time you died or the fourth?"
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To Rogue: "Hey! Yeah! You! Grab me right there!"
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To any telepath: "What's on your mind?"
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To Wolverine: "It's nice, but can you make dozens of juilienne french fries?"
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To Sabretooth. "Get your hair cut lately?"
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To Blob. "No, I didn't get you any."
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To Shadowcat: "Either someone stinks or Kitty needs to change her litter box."
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To Toad: "Can you say 'frog legs'?"
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To Rogue: "Geting your white hairs a bit early, I see."
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To Stacy: "You get paid for that?"
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To Remy - "Dude, could you start speaking in English? I can't understand a word you're saying."..."Oh, that WAS English?"
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To Jean - "So you're the skanky little slutball that's supposed to be dead."
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To Nightcrawler: "Too bad your tail is the only thing that's long....."
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To any telepath: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
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To Domino: "Do you feel lucky? Do ya, punk?!"
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to Cyclops: "They say eyes are the window to the soul..... oh wait..."
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To Dazzler: "Omigawd! Do you like totally do Britney spears impressions!? Do Oops! ... I Did It Again!!"
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To Rogue: "You know your hair looks like a skunk's ass right?"
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To Abyss: "Got your nose!"
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To Nightcrawler: "So, just how far does the fur go...?"
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To Logan - "We couldn't find the skewers, can we use those for the shish kebabs?"
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To Nightcrawler: "Dude! That is, like, the fakest costume I've ever seen! I mean, the fur is so cheesy, and it's way too short! Come on, man, it looks awful! Couldn't you be bothered to do the right color? Why don't you try red or something, like a real devil? I mean, at least do it right! You just look like a Smurf with a thyroid condition!"
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To Husk: "I guess they're right. Beauty is only skin deep. Thanks for the proof."
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To Xavier: "Xs everywhere, I look. There's an X on the plane, an X on everyone's uniforms, Xs in the equipment, for Christ's sake, and Xs on your wheelchair! What are you? Some kind of narcissist?"
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To anyone/all of them: "Doesn't wearing spandex give you a MAJOR wedgie?!"
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To Magneto: "Purple and red really clashes with your eyes, you know."
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To Xavier: "So...is it really true that you wax your head?"
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To Logan: "Ugh, you know, sideburns are SOOOOOOO last year! Gag with a spoon..."
