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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly,is a fog horn made out of?
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
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If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
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Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Whatever happened to Absorbine Senior?
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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
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"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"