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If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Heres a quarter call your mom and tell her your not coming home tonight!"
"Fancy a raisin...No. How about a date?"
(Go up to the person you think is attractive) "Your eyes are the same color as my corvette."
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
They say life is like a box of chocolates--oh yes-- I think I just found the juiciest and best tasting one yet!
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You are the reason men fall in love.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You remind me of a girl I used to date.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You remind me of a girl I used to date.
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).
If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
Do you know that the Edmonton Oilers haven't won the Stanley Cup for a while now?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I have only three months to live...
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's your sign?
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Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
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Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
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The next item up for bid is in my pants.
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How'd you like a years supply of Turtle Wax.
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I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.
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Please have dinner with me. I'm a very lonely man.
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Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first.
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Don't worry--I've been neutered.
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Come on down.
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
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Good candy isn`t made... it`s just born.
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Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
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Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?
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What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!
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Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Walk up to a girl who is standing and say, "You look tired, let me clear you off a place to sit" then wipe your face.
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Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!
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It's always good for you to see me again.
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My wife/husband just doesn't understand me.
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I know where there is a good party. They've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
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(speak this silently with mouth) I want a fig newton.
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Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? .
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So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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Say, did we go to different schools together?
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Would you like to dance or should I go f*** myself again?
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Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this. (pointing down)
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Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
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Hi. Are you legal?
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Hi. You'll do.
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