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Wat duz DIS button do?
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Hey y'all! Watch this!
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No, I'm sure I loaded the gun with blanks.
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Why are you all looking at me like that?
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Ow.
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Look, I can fly!
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Honey, aren't you holding that knife a little high?
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Mr. Bush, do you represent members of Al-Quaeda?
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Look Maw! No hands!
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Pull the pin and count to what?
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So, you're a cannibal.
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It's fireproof.
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Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
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It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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Bush! Bush! France has nuclear bombs! HA HA, YOU FELL FOR IT!
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Hey, is moldy pizza okay to eat?
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Dunno, let's see.
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Hey, Mr. Schwarzenegger, can you even SAY California?
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I wonder what would happen when I put these wires together...
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Don't panic, I think it's a friendly lion!
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Of course I know how to defuse a bomb!
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What does Danger: High Voltage! mean?
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Do you think they saw us?
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Quiet! Did you hear that?
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Electric fence? Yeah, right!
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You can leave the burgers out. I'm sure the bear won't come around tonight.
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There aren't any mountain lions this part of the woods!
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*looks down at grendade* Wait! Where's the pin?
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Trust me, I do this all the time!
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*Standing on train tracks*
Don't worry, I won't get hi--
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Officer I swear to drunk I am not GOD!!
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So you attach the blue to the green and the red to the....yellow....or is it the purple...
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Yes, you ARE fat!
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Waskly Wabbit.
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Crikey, this mouth is huge. I'm willing to bet it could chomp me in half--
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YES, I'm sure that the electric fence is off! I wired the system myself. I'll show y-
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'Beware of dogs'? I don't see any dogs!
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You don't look so tough!
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THAT'S your guard dog? He couldn't take on a lawn chair!
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Ooh, shiney.
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"Does this make my butt look big?" "Yes."
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What the hell is this supposed to do?
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No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'.
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The sign clearly states: 'Do not enter: Lions'. Now, are we lions?
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Wait, is it supposed to do that?
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Now that you mention it, honey, you are putting a little weight on the thighs...
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But the instructions SAID "pull pin and throw!
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Guys? What does this blinking red light mean?
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Don't be a fool! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-
((Actual quote from the American Civil war, from an officer who didn't think snipers were worth a damn...))
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Sure, I discharged the capacitor! Hand me that screwdriver!
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NOT THAT WIRE!!
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Guerrilas are harmless, plant eating animals...
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Ummm...sorry?
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Oh, screw this!
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That piece wasn't that important anyway.
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Directions? Directions are for sissies!
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Is that burning sensation a bad thing?
